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Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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pangeasplits:

i’ve seen a few people on my dash doing that fic writer’s meme, and while i am infinitely too lazy to do the whole thing one of the questions was along the lines of ‘what is your favorite review/comment you have ever received' and while i pretty much love any comment i've ever gotten from anyone, i couldn't help but think of

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beautiful.

my leg

praggnificent:

assleighhh:

So did anyone hear about the officer who placed a woman under arrest for breastfeeding in NYC? She went to get on her bus, he pulled her back by the collar of her shirt, and as a result she dropped her 3 month old baby. He still placed her under arrest while her baby was lying on the concrete with a cracked skull. Her daughter died at the hospital while she was at the police station. He’s on PAID leave.

Here’s the story if anyone wants it, 

Apparently this is fake!

It’s also tagged as ‘satire’ in the linked post, but I’m not sure who decided this was a good satire…

Loki + text posts

WOW…

dangerscissor:

every friend group has that one friend that’s just a giant bird, who you might need to watch your back around lest you be impaled by their mighty talons. birds are ficklehearted, mysterious beasts. watch out for the bird friend.

— Anonymous: have youever read actual tentacle porn

i’M LIKE 90% sure pan had written it or mimo has drawn it ………… what has the fandom done..

petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB

batbcomic:

designerreign:

If Belle never found the castle…

A thousand times reblog

pangeasplits:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

groovyphilia

— Anonymous: If you believe it! Naruto! Naruto! Believe it! Believe it! Here I am with my Ninja Clan! Ninja Clan, here we stand! Naruto, I'm on my way, Naruto, I'll be okay! Getting ready to fight on sight! Come on best friends by my side! Sasuke, is really cool! Sakura, the beautiful! Kowagaruna Naruto Saoto mamore

hi ava

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