[rotates to do the 69]

Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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pangeasplits: eat my entire ass


sure thing

— Anonymous: Caw Caw Motherfucker B^)


he scream at own ass

— Anonymous: *throws bird seed up in the air*

i throw my bird seed in the air sometime

sayin ayooo

im an asshole

— Anonymous: u a cool bird



— Anonymous: so i heard u like sausage


Anon is on for the first time meatbags :y




just another day on twitter

reason #256 why you should never follow either of us on twitter

i dont even remember this im gonNA piss

if I unfollow u and we’re buddies it’s because you’ve changed u URL and I have no idea who u are since i havent been here in an ass long fuckin time

feel free to hmu if I make a booboo I won’t mind


erik lehnsherr??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of erik spill out of jacket] w-what a fucking asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of erik scatter across the floor] shit fuck im holding them for a friend just listen

they call themselves the guardians of the galaxy [1/2]