Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.
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“Useless,” they said. “Just there for sex appeal,” they said. “What do you mean she’s saving the day,” they said.
I will shank the next person I hear try to tell me Black Widow is useless.
I. Will shank them.
Imagine how hard it is to keep up with people who have super powers and super suits. Not only does she “keep up” but she holds her own, she doesn’t need to TRY and keep up with them, she just does. She goes toe to toe with Loki, and on a mental battlefield none-the-less. There is no doubt that even if Loki “packs a punch” as Cap puts it, his real power is his intellect. Black Widow takes him on and she wins.
Then during the big battle it’s HER that makes it up to the teseract, by hitching a ride on one of those fucking insane Chitari chariots and taking control of it. Imagine doing that when you don’t have a suit that lets you fly, or a serum that gives you super strength, or the powers of a god. She doesn’t even have Clint’s bow and special arrows, which he can clearly use to stop him during a fall.
Black Widow does it though, she does it and she ROCKS IT. Rocks the fuck out of it.
Haters can hate, but Black Widow is a total badass and nothing will change that fact.
black widow movie pls
Before the movie came out, I heard all this stuff about how is she going to contribute to the team when she has no powers and no superweapons?
When I saw the movie, it seemed like they went out of their way to show her being useful and saving the day, being the one to figure out what’s going on. As if showing her value to the team was a major goal for the filmmakers.
But no, people still said that she was useless even after that.
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to avenge.”
- Scarlett Johansson in an interview for Comic Vine News on April 2, 2012
What if Thor saw this when he arrived on that plane
I ship it.
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM OH MY GOSH YES I SHIP IT HARRRRRD
Kinda had to do it.
If there were a graphic of Loki doing this, though
So much double meaning
For your viewing pleasure, here are (currently) working links to all three. Enjoy them whilest they exhist!
Avengers Alternate Opening: Opening
Avengers Alternate Ending: Ending
Avengers Deleted Bruce Scene: Bruce
Avengers Deleted Steve Scene: Steve
Avengers Deleted Nick Scene: Nick
Avengers Deleted Loki and Clint Scene: Loki and Barton
Avengers Behind the Scenes: Joss
Avengers Gag Reel: Epic Funiness
Okay, peace out. ^^