Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.
This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.
[click to sharkify] guys live a clean crime-free life the lingering paranoia and guilt isn’t worth it i still get a minor heart attack every time i get an email from starbucks
turtletotem said:
Herein lies a tale… 
pangeasplits said:
I HOPE THEY FUCKIN HUNT U DOWN TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH HAHAHAHAHA 
theletteraesc said:
Have I told you I am actually a spy from Starbucks 
holybikinisbatman said:
i should have known u lived a wild lyfe by ur url 
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