[rotates to do the 69]

Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

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why is it that pizza and kissing and sexual encounters all suffer from the same problem like in your head it’s all ‘wowee zowie that sounds good i could go for a bit of that’ but then the actual thing it’s like ’eh. :\ ’

  1. madneto said: what do you MEAN pizza isn’t as good as it seems in your head?
  2. bedabug said: you’ve been eating the wrong pizza
  3. groovyphilia posted this
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