The Hug-A-Drop Bear Program by kageillusionz, ourgirlfriday

kageillusionz:

Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011)
Rating: General Audiences
Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Logan (X-Men)/Hank McCoy, Irene Adler (X-Men)/Raven | Mystique
Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Alternate Universe, Zoo, Erik Logic Is The Best Logic, Protective Erik, Erik is Melodramatic, Erik is not a Happy Bunny, He’s not a bunny at all, Erik is a Drop Bear, Charles Is a Darling, Charles is a Koala, Lesbian Koala Orgy, Taronga Zoo
Summary:

Zookeeper Raven at Taronga Zoo keeps having ideas on how to capitalize on interest in the zoo mascots, Koala Charles and Drop Bear Erik (the only drop bear in captivity!), who have captured the hearts and minds of the public. First it was to introduce prospective mates (It’ll generate attention, Hank. People are perverts. They’d love to see koala porn.). This idea was not effective the first through fifth attempts, as Erik and Charles seemed to show at best polite interest in the newcomer before resuming whatever marsupial debate they had going. However, the resulting lesbian koala orgies did indeed generate interest. Then Raven unveiled the Hug-A-Koala program, which was successful, as the public showed great interest in hugging Charles, and Charles seemed to enjoy being hugged.

Then Raven unveiled the Hug-A-Drop Bear program, and Hank, not for the first time, wished he had a flask handy.

[Koala!Charles, Drop Bear!Erik AU]

are you serious guys

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   tHIS IS THE BEST THING OH MY GOD

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    WOOOOOOO DROP BEARS REPRESENT!

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    are you serious guys

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