[rotates to do the 69]

Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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I don’t suppose singing Mariah Carey is helping. Perhaps you need to try Whitney Houston?

I was going to post a picture of my hand reaching forlornly towards my rice cooker but I won’t because my bird talons looked kinda fat

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