FUCK’S SAKE MAN I FOUND ANOTHER FUCKING HALF-ONION

I’VE BEEN FINDING HALF-ONIONS ALL OVER MY FLAT EVER SINCE MY MOTHER ARRIVED BECAUSE FOR SOME REASONS SHE BELIEVES HALF-ONIONS ABSORB DISEASES FROM THE AIR

IT’S LIKE I’VE BEEN UNWILLINGLY PULLED INTO A TREASURE HUNT WITH THESE FUCKING HALF-ONIONS LURKING WHERE I LEAST EXPECT THEM JUST FUCKING HIDING AND THEN ‘YOOO’

I’M SO ANNOYED

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13. kageillusionz said: I’m sorry Charlie, I tried to not laughing. I failed miserably.
14. thoughtsnotunveiled said: wowwww MY mother only ever leaves instructions for me to pray more (which, come to think about it, is probably about as effective in preventing diseases as half onions)
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