[rotates to do the 69]

Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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monstrousreg replied to your photo: “FUCK’S SAKE MAN I FOUND ANOTHER FUCKING HALF-ONION I’VE BEEN FINDING…”:
they ward you from evil… by stinking up your apartment badly enough even evil won’t come around? Is that how this works?

according to my MOOOTHER they get all weird and shriveled when left out because they’ve been poisoned by absorbing the diseases

i can’t believe my mother was a scientist

fightingfortheusers replied to your photo: “FUCK’S SAKE MAN I FOUND ANOTHER FUCKING HALF-ONION I’VE BEEN FINDING…”:
[resisting uncontrollable laughter][tries to think of joke involving /layers/]

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  1. fightingfortheusers said: :> /pets with index finger
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