awfullythick:

jabletown:

plavapticica:

terrible cherik au ideas that I would read:

• twilight: Charles is Edward, Erik is Bella and actually does not want eternal life he wants to just read his damn book and study for the GMAT (I can’t imagine high school students sorry)
• 50 shades of grey: Charles is a high powered businessman who sends a contract for an elaborate BDSM relationship to barista Erik, who sends him back a picture of him laughing
• old boring marrieds fighting over laundry
• old boring marrieds at meet the teacher night at school
• old boring marrieds getting the kids ready for prom
• non cherik but charles taking out one of the kids for a night on the town after they weren’t asked out to the dance
• old boring marrieds
• beauty & the beast with charles as the beast
• I literally do not have any other ideas
• no seriously I suck at ideas
• even asking other people to write stuff it’s just like “uhm sewing is easy bc there is a pattern and instructions and it’s all about painting within the lines”
• fack
• Happy Tuesday

terrible cherik aus

• amicable mutual break up
• au where erik can manipulate dairy and charles can read smells
• 1920s au where erik is a poor jewish immigrant in new york and charles is from a rich old family and they literally never ever meet
• starry sky au where charles is a star and erik is a star and they both explode and die
• au where shaw/schmidt is killed by an unknown mossad agent in 1959. erik and charles accidentally meet for one day in 1986 and have an argument over whether erik left his briefcase in front of charles’ wheelchair and never see each other again.
• princess bride au where erik is inigo and charles is buttercup’s distant cousin
• au where old boring marrieds is a terrible idea instead of a great one

I really really want the AU of the briefcase in front of Charles’ wheelchair one where instead of never seeing each other again, they get married.

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    is dairy manipulation/milk bending a good idea tho, like didn’t we learn from this guy:

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