Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.
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the first and last thing Erik Lehnsherr said to Charles Xavier
A JAEGAR ON THE STREETS BUT A KAIJU IN THE SHEETS
“I can hear him, he wakes me up at nights. He’s alone, and scared.”
filed under: things that are Not Okay
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

I was having a nostalgic conversation with friends on some of the famous Chinese gay romance novels, and one of them (鳳非離 by 風維) has a scene roughly like this: the prince elopes with his servant, and he didn’t realize his lover is shot by arrows from the guards chasing them and dying until too late.
-ml liked your post: nostalgiaultra: Great things to say during…
FALLS OUT OF MY CHAIR
I WAS READING A CHARACTER ANALYSIS OF GODOT
SOMEONE SAID “HIS OBSESSION WITH COFFEE COULD INDICATE A FEAR OF FALLING ASLEEP AGAIN”
MY MIND IS BLOWN AND MY HEART IS BROKEN
