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Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU.

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them.

ENTP: The Architect

More than half the people on this list are some degree of Raging Asshole I love it.

Tagging whoever wants to do this but pangeasplits has to do it if she hasn’t already B^J

these are so fuckin intense pls send me them

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like

Some fancy about-me thing

LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Charlie, but you can call me tonight.
- Eye Color: The sparkling hues of a thousand galaxies. Assuming the galaxies are brown.
- Hair Style/Color: See above.
- Height: [CLASSIFIED]
- Clothing style: Either a Capitol dandy or gratuitously revealing.
- Best physical feature: This information should be obtained first-hand, I feel.

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Many things, few are sensible.
- Your guilty pleasure: Most real pleasures are guilty (they are, after all, the best kind).
- Ambitions for the future: Try not to die.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: ‘This is the part I don’t like.’
- What you think about most: …There isn’t much consistency in my thoughts, to be honest…
- What you think about before bed: I write fanfiction in my head. 
- You think your best quality is: The fact that my worst qualities could be worse.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: …Group dates as in multiple sets of couples, or me with multiple partners?
- To be loved or respected: I’m having difficulty imagining love without respect, but either way, I’d pick 'mindlessly worshipped’.
- Beauty or brains: Style. Mainly because that can trick others into thinking you have both…………….
- Dogs or cats: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: I frequently lie about unimportant things like what I had for lunch for no reason at all.
- Believe in yourself: …to…?
- Believe in love: …for…?
- Want someone: Want to do what with them?

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: This is really arguable because I’ve been drawn into this discussion before and it usually ends up with me insisting 'that’s not a drug!’
- Changed who you were to fit in: I am not entirely certain I understand this question…

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Blue, but I’m dreadfully fickle.
- Favorite animal: It’s kiwis this week. I went to New Zealand.
- Favorite movie: XMFC…
- Favorite game: Phoenix Wright or, uh, Monkey Island.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE

- Day your next birthday will be: I. How would I know?
- How old will you be: I can’t remember at the moment but Max might know
- Age you lost your virginity: 

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- Does age matter: I…am not a paedophile? 

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: I seem to like people who are just a little bit  gruff or mean to me.
- Best eye color: I’m not picky.
- Best hair color: I’m not picky.
- Best thing to do with a partner: …I’m not picky. 

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: you.
- I feel: like I really need to pee, like seriously, I’m glad this thing is almost over because I’m going to fucking pee on the whole world.
- I hide: under furniture and hiss at your feet.
- I miss: very little apart from decent Japanese food.
- I wish: for a multitude of things, I assume.

pretend you're curious or something

heywagbog:

1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex?
2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? 
3.Are you stubborn?
4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass?
5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? 
6.Do you tend to hold a grudge? 
7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? 
8.Whats something that bothers you about girls? 
9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you? 
10.Who sits in behind you in your math class? 
11.Where is the biggest scar on your body? 
12.Have you ever been told you were amazing? 
13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? 
14.When was the last time you fought with your parents? 
15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? 
16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?
17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
18.Who was the last person to play with your hair? 
19.Do you get along with girls? 
20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 
21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? 
22.Who are your last 4 txts from?
23.Who was the last girl you talked to? 
24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot? 
25.Would you ever get plastic surgery? 
26.Do you speak any other languages other than English? 
27.What was the last lie you told your mother?
28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?
29.What was the last compliment you received? 
30.Have you talked to a bitch today? 
31.Are your parentsdivorced? 
32.Have you had sex today? 
33.Do you judge people you don’t know? 
34.Are you a bad influence? 
35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now? 
36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends? 
37.How many people in your life have you kissed?
38.Are you photogenic? 
39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?
40.Do you use birth control pills? 
41.When was the last time you went to a funeral? 
42.Has one of your boyfriends best friends ever tried to get with you? 
43.What do you receive the most compliments on? 
44.Do you currently owe anyone money? 
45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money? 
46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?
47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor? 
48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips?
49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? 
50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed? 
51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself? 
52.Have you told anyone that you missed them lately? 

DO THIS

Interesting things ask them awyiss

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

INBOX ME A COLOUR. ANON OR NOT.

Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Gray: Share a relationship story.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
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