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Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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clarounette:

Star Wars Cantina, by Richard Cheese.

Pure gold. Richard Cheese’s covers are usually quite refreshing. I recommend.

ikeracity replied to your post: mitsurugireiji replied to…

did u try showing it nsfw things I’m pretty sure that turns most things on

pan tells me you’ve been killin her all day I see it’s my turn I see I see

mitsurugireiji replied to your post: mitsurugireiji replied to…

[places hand on ur shoulder] u could only tell when the rice was done by paying attention 2 the atmosphere i think it was its time 2 die. how much do new ones cost

no it was workin just fine it gives a soft beep and starts blinking when the rice is done I just have a great rice sense so I could predict that it was gonna beep in a minute or so by sensing the atmosphere of rice in the air

I dunno!!! :( Esp in Aus I don’t trust their rice cookers here!!! But it looks like it might be workin again

nnnn

it won’t turn on 

pangeasplits:

breadonly:

did you get the ketchup

  

ilu

we’re all going to die in the end anyway

buzzfeed:

Nic Cage stars as your favorite Disney Princess. 

mitsurugireiji replied to your post:

that should be czech republic before you wreck republic it hasn’t been czechoslovakia for a while xoxo lAUGHS INTO NIGHT

it’s czechoslovakia because it has the faint hint of the word ‘yo’ in it as in 'check yoself’ you complete and utter loser

mitsurugireiji replied to your post: My favourite part of posting …

when i reblogged that i typed in charlie and all my previous charlie tags came up and let me tell you every single one of them was a variation on me sighing loudly

I am living the dream

Charlie Maus: im so sorry
Ororo Munroe: it's fine omg
Charlie Maus: no it wasn't a real sorry
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