[rotates to do the 69]

Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.

This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.

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pangeasplits: give me back my fucking rock

sorry BUDDY!! but it’s MINE NOW, aaccording to the LAWS BUDDY O MINE!!


posted Apr 16, 2015 at 12:23
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oh my GOD why is your LIST SO GOOD MINE WAS SHIT pangeasplits.tumblr.com… FUCK

I WAS LITERALLY IN SKYPE 2 MINUTES AGO LAUGHING ABOUT YOUR LIST. I STARTED DYING AT SCROOGE AND DIDN’T STOP

I think it’s cause we’re both dicks but I’m E instead of I so I have a lot of Magnificent Bastard types 


posted Sep 17, 2014 at 11:43
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i cannot describe how tickled i am by the fact that pangeasplits is apparently Arthur and im apparently Eames


posted Sep 17, 2014 at 11:40
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TAG GAME: CHARACTERS WHO SHARE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS YOU.

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test here

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them.

ENTP: The Architect

More than half the people on this list are some degree of Raging Asshole I love it.

Tagging whoever wants to do this but pangeasplits has to do it if she hasn’t already B^J

pangeasplits: eat my entire ass

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sure thing

i came on here to reblog a specific post from pan but she’s been lost in my dash so i was scrolling angrily and thought ‘where the PAN is PAN’

so I guess 'pan’ is a swearword now

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

good morning

slurp: pan
solar surfer pan: charlie
slurp: barcelona backwards is
slurp: an ole crab
solar surfer pan: it's too early for this kind of shit

posted May 31, 2014 at 11:13
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pangeasplits: pairing: cherik | song lyric: COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

you shitmonkey. you wanna know what I’d do. i’d write a sequel to your goddamn jam donut fic featuring charles as a slice of bread and erik as jam that’s what id fucking do

Charles gave a start as something sugary and sweet was spread across his surface. “Erik Lehnsherr,” the jam offered, as his cool stickiness dripped over Charles’ crust.

From that moment, Charles knew he was toast.

welcome to the jam bye

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