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Atlantis was promoted at Disneyland with models of the characters Kida and Milo displayed on Main Street. Due to the film’s poorer-than-expected box-office performance, Disney quietly canceled both a spin-off television series and an underwater attraction at its Disneyland theme park.
what NO
why isnt this a thing
WHY ISNT IT A THING
Wait.
Why
There was an idea to bring together a group of gawky people, so when we needed them, they could herp the derps that we never could…had to after seeing this post I apologize
there are no unattractive pictures of Mark Ruffalo on the internet
^ I CAN’T FIND ANY EITHER.
A doctor in Florida is facing charges, after being accused of groping a woman while wearing a Captain America uniform with a burrito stuffed down his tights.
The incident, hardly fitting behaviour for a superhero, happened after 54-year-old Dr. Raymond Adamcik went on a bar-crawl with a number of other costume-wearing medics.
Witnesses said that Adamcik was walking around with the burrito tucked into the waistband of his costume, asking women if they wanted to touch it.
When one woman refused to touch the burrito, it is alleged that the doctor removed the snack and groped her.
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Why
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls
