Technologically-challenged lush. Does have a name, but you can call me tonight.
This blog is run by a bird. It contains bad text posts, and sometimes hot mutant yaois.
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[ALERT: THIS IS WHAT MY BLOG USED TO BE. PAY IT NO MIND. IT IS NOW 90% BAD TEXT POSTS AND 10% HOT MUTANT YAOIS. It will disgust you and I will feast upon your disdain with relish.]
I post the following:
Movies:
TV Shows:
Games:
Other Media:
And, Horror of Horrors, Pairings:
Those that are *ed make up about 90% of my blog, apart from my unfortunate habit of liveblogging my life.
Out of fandoms, I like posting delicious food, infographics, artistic-looking things, science, and quotes that I pretend to understand. I also have a morbid fascination with interior decorating and an aggressive liking for Math.
On occasion, I attempt to play otome/ero games and liveblog the mildly disturbing results.
Sometimes, I tag things, but I must warn you I have a mind like a sieve when it comes to remembering:
Things you should blacklist to keep your dashboard sane:
■ : my conversations with various people.
▽ :my morose flopping about when otherwise distressed.
ssh Charlie: personal posts
Charlie plays HB : my romances with pigeons
Charlie plays AO: my attempts to discipline various men in historically inaccurate post-war Germany
Charlie plays YJB: my attempts to romance wandering samurai in totally accurate feudal Japan
Legally Charlie: my hysterical attempts at law school material
NSFW: speaks for itself
Often, you will see me refer to myself as a pigeon. I have no intention of clarifying whether or not I’m serious, and am delighted to let you wonder.
Also, you may play with Charles the Hamster: